For centuries artisans have been crafting white porcelain dishes and decorating them with intricate cobalt blue patterns, from floral designs to swirling landscapes. Enter graphic designer Don Moyer who is turning the tradition on its head with his wildly successful line of Calamityware dinner plates. Moyer expertly mimics several Eastern motifs in his plates with one major addition: flying monkeys, a UFO assault, and giant gurgling sea monsters. Two plates have already been created and are available in his shop , while a third is currently doing quite well over on Kickstarter . He says next up is a bonafide pirate invasion plate which you can keep an eye out for (ba dum!) later this year.